Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
i just made my mom cry by blowing spit bubbles.
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
the way i see it him paying 500 bucks for my fake abortion is karma's way of punishing him for cheating on his wife
I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
Literally too hungover to clean. I'll get the frosting off the table tomorrow, ok?
I had sex upstairs in my parents house, and my mom texted me and said "those raccoons are out of control in the walls."
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
I am now gainfully employed. Parents, lock up your children.
Yay! Welcome to the world of "you're seriously trusting me with your kid?"
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