See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
My dick just stopped my iPhone from falling into the toilet.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
do you know why there was a glass jar of hot chocolate and a traffic flare in my shower?!! like where did that even come from
Dude what happened last night?
I don't know, I'm still trying to figure out how I got my clothes back on.
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