I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
I just realized that there are baby oil soaked hand prints on the wall over my bed. Last night was a good night.
Yes I hit her with my car. Yes I gave her a ride home. And yes she gave me her number. What's the problem?
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
I'm offering you baseball tickets and my vagina, isn't that enough?
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
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