I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
he stopped making out with me and said "can I make you grilled cheese? I feel like I owe YOU something"
I'm eating cereal out of the pocket of my flannel right now
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
I picked the lock on the bathroom door and sang him a song while he pooped. Why is he mad?
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
I am one with the molecules
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
Hey, do you know the person who woke me up last night at 1 in the morning yelling and being carried through the courtyard?
That was me Mom...
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
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