Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
I was too sleepy and drunk to verbally annihilate anyone and ruin their reason for being. So i just opted to sleep with the fitted sheet on the floor
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
It doesn't feel like real life when you open your hotel room door and the first person you see is wearing a rabbit costume. I'm too hungover for this.
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
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