Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
Well he's not a stripper, so we're already doing better than my last date.
I'm seriously gonna die surrounded by a million cats and an unbroken hymen
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
I know you`re my best friend, but when i wake up with this bad of a hangover and no memories of last night, i dont want to see your tits ad my background.
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
I gave myself a charlie horse masturbating this morning. I feel like that really set the tone for the day.
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
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