Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
wtf he couldnt undo my bra, i asked him if it was his first time and he said "with a girl? yeah"
TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
nutella sex= disaster
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
There are two women in my bed. I'm gonna have a bowl of noodles so I can better understand my success.
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
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