she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
Just called my mom. She definitely saw all those fb statuses so thanks for that.
Haha did she know what fisting meant?
Yeah. Which is upsetting in itself
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
Yep. Just threw myself a bachelorette party with my coworkers penis before I re-enter the holy order of monogomous relationships.
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
I took 20 bucks from you because when I woke up I saw more of you than I ever wanted to see bro.
Totally acceptable.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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