Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
life lesson learned today: sleeping pills and laxatives don't mix.
whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
she told me i tasted like america
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
I'd cum for enchiladas.
I yield to the immortal wisdom of one ludacris, who famously wrote, "can't turn a hoe in to a housewife." Indeed, ludacris, indeed.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
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