well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
do you think i can make that microwavable cake stuff with vodka instead of water?
you should probably use water
i dont have any
i'm dressed up like the coppertone baby and being hit on a guy in a monk costume. the irony is not lost on me.
No more Irish car bombs ever.
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
My chance to home wreck was right in front of me and I didn’t grab it by the balls
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