glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.
How's work?
Spinning.
Meanwhile I am sitting on the couch with a 32 ounce rum and coke trying to decide if I'm too drunk to go get french fries.
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
Wingman of the year award. I made out with her gay roommate in order for you to get laid. Better have been good.
The gay roommate was probably better than her. Consider yourself lucky.
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
I am gathering blankets and bags of horse grain to pad my truck bed so I have a comfy place to crash when I get home, without the inconvenience of stairs. Or doors. Or walking. But with the refreshing scent of molasses.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
This wine tastes amazing. It's like a fermented hug.
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
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