What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
She basically needs a man who will never act up and take all of her shit
I'm even having trouble finding a guy who's taller than me with no unibrow.. someone needs to tell her its time to lower her standards
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
I was about to take him home and fuck his brains out but then the police came and arrested him for the stolen credit card he had been buying me drinks with all night...
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
You know you're doing well in life when weed is considered to improve your job performance
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
Some mornings I close deals. Other mornings I puke out my window while I’m driving down the highway
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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