I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
Her hair smelled like a rat dipped in mustard on fire
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
remind me not to fuck anymore half bald 20 year olds. because obviously there's attachment issues
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
His name isnt in my phone as “Satan’s spawn” for no reason. #devildick
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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