He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
Netflix keeps asking me if I'm still watching just because I've been sitting here all afternoon...why do I feel like my tv is judging my life choices?
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
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