evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
Dude, the cops never think it's as funny as you do.
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
So I had Xanax for breakfast & I'm probably going to fuck my tennis instructor.
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
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