No, you can still breathe under the balls.
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
Did you really just use your nipple as a unit of measurement?
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
So we just smoked a bowl, out of an antler, with this old dude, while standing at the bar. Dude just walked up and said we were in his spot, just began packing it and handing it around...
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
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