he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
i need to break up with him. i realized this while i was making a mental grocery list while we were having sex. this is not the first time i've done that.
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
They're taking me to ER. Mistasnkingly. Come get me.
An open call to all exes! i have a drunk text policy that requires i delete any and all texts after drink 3, however i have reason to believe i have done something stupid. if i have texted you that "I love you", "miss you" and/or conveyed any interest in getting back together with you in the last 24 hours i was belligerent and lying. That is all.
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
There is pretty much a target on everyone's lips when I am drunk. EVERYONE
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
woke up this morning and she was gone. but she left a box of donuts on the counter with a note saying "for all the 'o's you gave me last night"
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
Hey, sorry I choked you last night... I was just really excited to see you.
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