: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
you got kicked out last night because right after you said "whats up?" to us, you downed your whole vodka ton and threw it across the bar.
I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
Sorry about the weird guinea pigs text. I was drunk and they were freaking me out
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
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