i literally laid in bad for an hour last night thinking of what i'm going to name my cats when i become a cat lady.
Tbell employee was shuffling through my bag, calling off each item i ordered to make sure it was all there. I stopped him halfway through with "guy, don't worry, I'm high as shit, I'll eat anything."
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
You can't just send the picture of my vagina back to me, 2 months after we broke up, and make small talk out of it.
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
I can't believe the police had to bring me to my booty call last night
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
Randomize
