Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
My third nipple is alarmingly under-appreciated.
I fell asleep at the bar. And the bouncer threw a snowball at my face.
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
He was having this drunk emotional breakdown and I was just trying to cheer him up but instead fell and dumped the whole pickle jar on me
It was cool though because he was fine afterwards and somehow I convinced them I did it on purpose...
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
Randomize