I just saw someone marching around outside wearing only a loincloth, dragging a fuckton of sheet metal. Spring has Sprung.
He's warming up to shark week, by only eating fish and drinking vodka, and all the time he keeps yelling "death to the seals!"
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
The lowest point of my life has been reached. I just drank half a jar of pasta sauce.
...take a good look at your butthole.... then try matching it to any paint color on the Benjamin Moore color wheel....not gonna happen...
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
So I was walking to the bathroom and some random dude threw up while walking towards me. He kept eye contact the entire time and didn't stop moving.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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