She announced her abortion via fbk
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
My mom assumed I was crying because he was leaving. Figured that was better than explaining my eye's sensitivity to semen..
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
I always ask when they're due. It's the nicest way for me to let her know the rest of the world can tell she's putting on weight too
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
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