i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
maybe i'll make good life choices and keep my legs closed. periodically txt me friday and saturday night saying "baby carrot round 2" that should stop me.
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
We should invent fake asshair for you to wear so you can experience my pain for a day.
I broke up with him in the bar & then asked him if he wanted to have a contest to see who gets the most numbers. I say I took that break up well
SITTING NEXT TO A CIRCUS PERFORMER AT PLANNED PARENTHOOD. THIS IS MY LIFE.
I stuck my fake eyelashes to his balls after he passed out.
Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
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