also, i may or may not be wearing a cape right now. hint: i am.
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
You told me you were allowed to keep eating butter because it had just passed midnight and you were on the next day's daily fat servings
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
i'd say i'm about at weeping-uncontrollably-in-a-puddle-of-my-own-tears-and-urine level
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
Ugh. I just found a cum stain on my mermaid pants. Now I can't return them.
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
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