I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
You remember those guys we called the police on after they stole our keg? Turns out one of them is a student instructor in one of my classes. Figuring out how best to use this information.
Just checked an empty cooler on the flight to Notre Dame. You don't have to tell me you're jealous, I already know.
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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