This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
please keep texting me so i can pretend someone likes me
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
I can't believe he just friend zoned me like that.
Dude, you're not even gay.
And that is why we dont do tequila shooters at 1 in the afternoon. Because you go home with a beast like that
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
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