Okay just took the preggers test..and im NOT! :)
awesome babe! drinks tonight!
Wait does the happy face mean yes? fuck.
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
OH MY GOD! I CAN FEEL A PULSE IN MY BALLS IT HURTS! ITS LIKE MINI FEMINIST NINJAS ARE ATTACKING MY BALLS!!!
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
COCAINE IS GR8
I saw a picture of a baby and it reminded me to take my birth control. Priorities
There is a pool of ranch salad dressing in my purse...I know thats always been something you've wanted to try..so don't even act like you didn't do this.
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
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