Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
You were saying you didn't want to go home and insisted that I drop you guys off at your uncles. That's how you ended up sleeping on a porch with two dudes
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
I just found out that my husband and I are Eskimo siblings. What in the actual fuck?!
Apparently "Do you want me to ruin your day now or later?" is not a good way to tell someone you're pregnant and it's theirs.
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
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