love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
i would punch a child for taco bell
dude you made out with his girlfriend and stole his credit card to buy more drinks
well when you put it that way, I sound like a terrible person
The cab driver just finished telling me how leaving community college after one month was the best desicion he ever made.
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
Randomize
