I failed the drunk obstacle course of trying to find my bed... consolation prize... a sore ankle and "disappointed' parents.
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
last night I learned that if you try to buy tacos in this town, that you will be stopped by three cop cars with breathalizers
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
Change the sheets & put your dick in the dishwasher. I'll see you in an hour.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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