You work out of a Hotel?
I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
Pls stop me from telling anyone else my broken blood-vessel + splint are "climax-related" injuries.
you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
I mean, I gave him a hand job on the Pearl Harbor tour bus; I don't know what the fuck else he wants out of this "relationship"
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
Plan: drunk dancing. Reality: drunk almost getting in fights with people that could beat me into the ground.
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
She came 4 times, called me a god, then made me breakfast. I don't think she is ever going to leave
We need to get me chipped asap
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
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