Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
Dude. He put me on a rewards point system for his dick. I have to do him favors now to build up to winning sex. This is shit.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
I sat on my couch last night watching What Women Want, eating ice cream, and sobbing "why doesn't she like me?" Why was I born a man?
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
How does it feel to date your dad?
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
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