For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
Every morning i wake up and check his twitter like a horoscope
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
She vajazzled her vag. It was as useless as putting earrings on chewbacca
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
I had sex upstairs in my parents house, and my mom texted me and said "those raccoons are out of control in the walls."
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
Some guy at the bar last night bought us Arrowhead water and I was so drunk, it tasted good
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