I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
I seem to remember you being very disappointed that drinking Michelob Ultra didn't give you magic powers.
Im doing shots of vodka in the bathroom covered in pillows.
Tornado warnings are fun!
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
I feel like every time I get the courage to masturbate to a guy from Game of Thrones, they kill him off.
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
Found like seven bruises in the shower. One was shaped like a hand. Best. Sex. Ever.
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
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