Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
I'm already too high to be publicly presentable. I just looked at myself in the mirror without my sunglasses. Debated contacts. Said aloud "But I'm nothing without my sunglasses."
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
The only person more miserably hungover from the party is the dog, and that's because he ate some balloons
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
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