Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
she asked me if the dress made her look fat, i told her no - the fat made her look fat.
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
There is something depressing about eating toast in a dark living room by myself using a paper plate that says: "Let's Party!"
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
We don't have any ice, so I'm using the frozen cognac to reduce the swelling on Abby's toe.
Between fucking and sleeping I woke up missing four out of five of the earrings I was wearing. It's like a star rating system. I had to give him props.
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
I would've fucked Winston Churchill - rode that D like I was going into battle.
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
I don't think it's a coincidence that the day I just happen to do the splits at the gym I come back with 7 guys' phone numbers.
Randomize
