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• (415): View more from California

  fyi, i just bought my first strap-on. the little mermaid theme song was playing in the background.

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• (850): View more from Florida

  he proceeded to punch 3 mailboxes in a row and when i asked him why, he said "because they were talking shit"... i need a new boyfriend. and a new life.

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• (817): View more from Texas

  I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.

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• (540): View more from Virginia

  Woke up to a huge puddle of water in the living room floor, apparently I made an indoor snowman.

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• (856): View more from New Jersey

  Someone is gonna learn how to start an IV in the morning

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• (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.

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• (971): View more from Oregon

  I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.

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• (714): View more from California

  Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.

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  Finals drinking + forgeting you had to take your ambien because you work at 6am mid paper= drunk logic which then entails going on a "detox" run. Puking your guts put in the field house bushes while some random guy says to you "its okay. We're marching on."

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• (618): View more from Illinois

  ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL

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• (570): View more from Pennsylvania

  I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs

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• (518): View more from New York

  Fell off the toilet trying to reach to put my tampon in the garbage. Pride hurts real bad.

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  Wait... why were you finger painting at one in the morning?

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• (317): View more from Indiana

  Yeah it got awkward when the two guys we were playing beer pong against realized that I'd hooked up with both of them. Their teamwork declined after that.

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• (406): View more from Montana

  Our conversation went from you choking me to my quarter life crisis reeeaaalllll quick.

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