totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
You're the only true friend I have, if true friendship is based off who would be there for me at 4am during a boxed wine crisis.
I don't know what weirder, the fact that I flat out said "I thought I deleted you from facebook" or that she responded with "I just hacked your account and readded myself". Never thought I'd say this but I wish drunk me would stop making friends!
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
We lost. I'mma go home and drink more and do a face mask and wonder why it is that god put me on this Earth to suffer
You ran up a $300 bar bill on his card and he didn't have you arrested, be grateful and move on.
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