Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
Hindsight: maybe I should have included a few transitional texts in between talking about your son and my need to have sex. Do over?
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
He got up after sex and said "is it wrong if I say happy Mother's Day?"
We're just starting to open presents and I already need a shot. This is gonna be a long Christmas day.
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
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