ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
Going to a party tonight. Sorority girls will be there. Primary goal of the night: make one cry. Secondary goal: become a father.
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
you made a powerpoint titled 'things i've drank tonight' and emailed it to me.
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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