There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
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