its not stalking. its research.
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
I feel like I have African malaria. I just remembered singing Teenage Dream in full to that biker couple at the bar.
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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