You can't motorboat a personality
If Jon and Kate can get divorced...how hard can it be for me?
And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
on the list of things i learned today that are not stripper poles: ex-boyfriends, table legs, and police officers.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
Trial is expected to last a fucking week if I get chosen.
To be fair, you are the kind of person I want to be on the jury when I inevitably end up in front of one.
He left his phone. Turns out he;s been sexting with some girls who can't spell. Time to break out the herpes scare.
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
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