You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
So he told me he didn't have a condom, paused, and then said "so, pulling out" and tried to high five me.
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
I woke up this morning at 8 to my roommates still drunk, hanging out on the roof, and screaming at bikers. They couldn't figure out why they were into it.
I may wear a condom to jerk-off tomorrow knowing that my hand has touched surfaces in this bar.
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
if a CSI technician examined our hotel room with a black light he'd think we hit the Pulse button a DNA blender without a lid
I'm only bisexual one week out of the month. Nothing like ovulation hormones to make the genders of my hookups seem completely irrelevant.
Randomize
