dude, my own friends sent me home from a party last night. real cool assholes. real cool
Went to mcdonalds... Wishing I could throw up the last 20 hours of my life.
I bought my dad an absinthe brewing kit for christmas.. looks like tripping with my dad is in my near future.
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
I don't want to ruin date night, but you have no idea how hard it is to poop whilst looking at cute puppies.
He told me he felt like he was just pistol-whipped by Testicle Man.
AND I JUST BURNT MY BACON. WTF MONDAY. SCREW YOU TOO
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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