You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
Dude you called me last night to let me listen to you piss in a cup and drink it. Just making sure you survived
she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
So I was gonna stay in tonight but the president got me motivated! I will not quit. Bars here I come.
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
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