Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
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