so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
Woke up to the first three complete chapters of my new novel titled "If My Dick Could Talk" waiting for me on my laptop
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
He just subscribed to one of my Spotify playlists. The next step is sex.
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
Just saw a woman in bootie shorts and a winter coat at the library. God. Bless. Prostitutes.
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
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