You work out of a Hotel?
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
Jason Williams (yeah the ex-nets center...) drunkenly told me that, while drinking, I should take an ambien and a cialis before i go home...that will "give me a 25 minute window to have sex and then goto sleep before the bitch starts bothering me"....
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
Just got a message on OkCupid from a 20-year-old who has "Momma's Boy" tattoed across his chest and thinks the earth is bigger than the sun.
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
I had to switch to male Siri because I could feel female Siri voice judging me for reading my sexts out loud. Also, the dude voice keeps me in the mood.
Went to the party dressed like a Cougar and brought a twenty something dressed as Micheal Phelps home. So far I’m loving being divorced. :-)
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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