i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
let's just skip the pleasantries and go back to my place for pizza and casual sex
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
Sexting is killing my work productivity but it's okay because I'm self-employed
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
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