i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
Only you would have to block the fucking governor of Tennessee from reading your tweets
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
7:26 bus just came. I am sweatier than Louie Anderson eating chili in a sauna
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
The REAL engagement ring is the jeweled butt plug.
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