This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
So, just saw a lady hysterically sobbing in a Walmart at 3 AM. Someone's not having a happy mother's day.
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