You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
Her vagina was like a man-sized safe.
I seriously need 2 stop fake jacking off in peoples faces at work...the I.T. Guy just showed me the security surveillance tapes.
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
The police woke me up so they had no choice but to see my morning wood.
I want a MapMyFart App, where I can mark every spot where I have ripped one. Like here.
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
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