Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
buying new sheets for when my mom visits. I can't in good conscious let her use the ones from last night
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
Recently successful and happy relationships are at an all time high now that you are no longer fucking so many peoples girlfriends. You alone have changed the mating patterns in the lower half of our county.
You need to stop relating my life to your schoolwork. But tell my girlfriend that she'd be proud.
Can I color on your dick again?
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
The paramedics were not my fault this time.
There is absolutely a 0% chance my hips will make it out of this twerking business fully functional
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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