The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
I just ate a whole pineapple for lunch. You should be begging to give me a bj tonight.
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
Every time I stand up, gravity punches me in the tits. This is horrible.
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
My mom got me high and then dropped me off at a church.
I've abandoned trying to find a logical explanation of your life.
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
Escorted out of jimmy johns because I refused to leave with my dog. Stole a loaf of bread on the way out.
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
Is there any chance of you maybe wanting a bouncy house at your wedding. Like maybe a .0001 chance. If so I would totally chip in for that.
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