she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
woke up in nothing but a glued-on tiger tail. they used super glue.
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
I wish I could rewind to my 8th birthday instead. I wanna wake up, eat as much cake as I want, and have a Transformers birthday party without someone judging me.
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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