have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
So I've been thinking a lot since she told me she's prego. But what I want to know is why my voice of reason sounds like Thomas fucking Jane!?
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
I'm slightly possesive over the gucamole when i'm stoned.
Is that why you left peanut shells in my bed?
my revenge plans when i'm high are never as good as i think they are
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
I'm talking to a corgi on tinder..wtf has my life come to
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
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