Wearing these hooker shoes was a mistake
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
I mean...if Marco gets pregnant, it is either the spawn of Satan or the second coming of Christ (neither of which I want in my life). So let's just hope that he doesn't grow a womb and that we don't have to consider either option.
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